Recipe for Tomislav

Pour whole cup of Catholic
Add 500 tablespoons of Croatian sensation
Warm honey for 2--3 minutes and pour over eyes with a dash of brown food coloring
Sprinkle some nice feeling
Add 1 athlete from every sport and sprinkle good sportsmanship
Blend brown/dirty blonde hair and fold in medium sized ears with light tan skin
Bake well in the love of my family.
There you have the recipe for Tomislav, a fabulous, exited kid!