What do you call food regurgitated by a penguin?
Homemade!
By Dylan 2R - 2008

What kind of rock hops?
A rockhopper penguin
By Dylen

What Emperor wears only black and white and orange?
An emperor penguin
By Arun

What do you call a penguin that can lift a polar bear?
Sir
By John

Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank
By Voneric

What's blue and swims?
A little blue penguin
By Anthony L.

What kind of food does a Royal penguin like?
Macaroni
By Steven & Matthew

Why can't penguins fly?
Because they don't have enough money to buy plane tickets.
By John